By definition the Map of Everything would in reality also contain all the Never bits as well However I have another Map which is really helpful ~~~~
I used to have one of these. Very handy — you can get from anywhere to anywhere except for a few places that you absolutely cannot get to from here. It was in one such place that I lost my Map of Everything. Had to pawn it in Narnia for a portable wardrobe. It was fair trade as I was able to get straight home. The Map of Everything would only take me to Euclid, Ohio and I just couldn’t stomach the notion.
It could be a Scam but when you’re only other option is the inside of a piece of furniture I’d say go for it but if they’re asking less than a dollar or more than a million I’d be suspicious. Alternatively how about making a photocopy of the ones that I posted?! Just don’t tell everyone okay, it could start getting crowded out there.
You are here.
And here.
And here.
And here….
……….. you can throw a bit of now in there too.
Touché
That was a very here and now reply!
I think we now need a map of Nothing and Nowhere
…and possibly Neverwhen
By definition the Map of Everything would in reality also contain all the Never bits as well However I have another Map which is really helpful ~~~~
I used to have one of these. Very handy — you can get from anywhere to anywhere except for a few places that you absolutely cannot get to from here. It was in one such place that I lost my Map of Everything. Had to pawn it in Narnia for a portable wardrobe. It was fair trade as I was able to get straight home. The Map of Everything would only take me to Euclid, Ohio and I just couldn’t stomach the notion.
I would say that you really need to get out more but now that you’ve lost the map or even the plot maybe the wardrobe is the best option!
I’m afraid the Wardrobe is a bit restrictive. It only goes to one place. But never fear, I have a line on a Map of Everything Else on Ebay.
It could be a Scam but when you’re only other option is the inside of a piece of furniture I’d say go for it but if they’re asking less than a dollar or more than a million I’d be suspicious. Alternatively how about making a photocopy of the ones that I posted?! Just don’t tell everyone okay, it could start getting crowded out there.
Ha! Screen capture! Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve stolen a map that way. Oops!